called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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