So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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