Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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