Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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