Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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