Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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