I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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