i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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