In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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