Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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