South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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