It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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