Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
