Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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