talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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