Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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