I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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