Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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