I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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