I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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