bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
