Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm too high and old for this...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
