but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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