At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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