i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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