Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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