love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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