is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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