I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Oh god it's open bar.
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