you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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