You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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