you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
