Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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