how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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