An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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