Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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