4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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