suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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