i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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