Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's just like the Real World with babies
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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