She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
This is classic penis vs brain.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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