My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
