we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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