I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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