6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Randomize
