i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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