Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Randomize
