Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just found puke in my bra..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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