Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
