oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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